The Beer Drinking Truth Is Here!
* Beer does not make you do things you don't want to do.
You entertained that thought sober and had the good sense not to do it!
* Men that post naked pictures
of their 'hotties' and hide their own faces but not the woman's face are cowards.
* Don't over
tax the rich or they will under employ the not so rich.
* If Ronald Reagan were a Transformer He
would be Optimus Prime.
* If Obama would have campaigned on what he is actually doing, Ralph Nader
would have gotten more votes!
* Strippers are hard workers too, tip them well!
* Stupid: A person who does not let the police call the ambulance after someone rear-ended them!
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A Jack & Coke in your hand is better than three on the shelve... but that does not mean I won't drink them too!
* It's stupid to put up your Christmas tree early! Unless you have a good excuse like David Beard.
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Opposition does not equal fear.
